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Drop in the résumé you are actually sending—not the polished sample you made for your aunt.
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Roastfolio verdict
RESUME_v07.pdf
03:42
The core problem
“Results-driven” without results is just driven.
Your résumé is promising impact, then immediately refusing to show the receipts.
FIX_01
Lead with numbers
FIX_02
Cut the buzzwords
FIX_03
Name the outcome
Brutal, not useless.
The Roastfolio promise
Sharp, useful, and allergic to fluff.
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No invented recruiter praise
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Three actionable fixes every time
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No job-offer guarantees
The process
One upload. One reality check. Better bullets.
Roastfolio makes résumé feedback fast enough to use and funny enough to remember.
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Receive a sharp, concise critique of vague bullets, tired phrasing, and ATS bait.
AI REVIEW
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Keep the fixes
Every roast includes three practical improvements you can put to work immediately.
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Free means useful
Get the laugh. Keep the useful parts.
Your free roast is built to be shared, but it is not a throwaway joke. It comes with three specific fixes you can apply before your next application.
Included in every roast
A concise, savage critique
Three fixes with actual next steps
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Your next application deserves better
Let your résumé hear the truth first.
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